I am not amused

Lucykitty has a problem

It is now my problem

As the owner of a pet, I understand that the chance of accidents happening on occasion.

I am not sure the term accidents would be correct

when she is heaving ... waking me up most nights with the hairball coughing... and if you have heard it you do not forget...

startled awake by this going on IN MY BED, do I grab her and take her to the nearest area that will not be stained?

trip over the brown dog who is wheezing like Darth Vader and is guarding me by laying right in my path?

or do I get one of the old throw rugs that have lost all the grippy substance on the back, and put that by the bed to protect my new carpet tiles? and dump her fat butt off my bed and clean it up later?

currently I hook my foot under her and toss her off the bed - and hope that I remember to watch out for land mines when I DO wake up...

she doesn't do the nice LIVER flavored hair ball treats... and I haven't found anything she will eat.. the DOGS love them..